Slam poetry and Poetry Is Dead Good

Been a while since I’ve posted on here, I’m currently stuck applying for jobs and trying to stay in Leicester, so I’ve been a bit preoccupied.

I went along to my first slam poetry night last week, and ended up doing an impromptu performance for the first time in a few months. It was a slam competition in the basement of The Exchange in Leicester, and ran by the organisers of Poetry Is Dead Good in Nottingham. The poets were beyond fantastic, and whilst I didn’t end up getting into the final in Nottingham next month, I have been invited to do my first set of poetry as a guest poet in the near future for one of their monthly spoken word nights, which is something I’m really excited for!

I will hopefully be able to post more information in the future, but for now it’s an exciting prospect and I can’t wait to get involved in such a fantastic poetry night.

For my writing, I’m working on a few poetry pieces mostly, just so I can get a collection together for the night. Other than that, I’m getting back into prose writing by planning and writing short stories to fit into my dystopian world that I started building when I studied Writing Place. It’s a nice change from course-related stuff, really.

Hopefully I will be adding to the blog in the near future, with content on my writing, as well as some discussions about writing, starting up a Leicester Writing Group, and some other fun* stuff.

*fun not guaranteed


Pop Quiz at the End of the Universe!

A few weeks ago, I got 30 questions from Tor.com’s Pop Quiz at the End of the Universe off my tutor. It was a class about getting press opportunities and getting your writing (and yourself in general) out there.

So, I have decided I’m going to do a 3 part blog post where I answer 10 questions from the pop quiz, just so you get to know me a little better.

So, here it goes.

1) Please relate one fact about yourself that has never appeared anywhere else in print or on the internet.
Well then, this is a good one to start with. I have a phobia of bees/wasps/hornets that I’ve had for as long as I can remember. Apparently I was stung by one when I was very little, so that’s probably why. I’m more than okay with the concept of bees, I understand they’re necessary, but it doesn’t stop me freaking out when I see one.

2) If you could be incarnated as any historical figure, who would you like to be?
I answered this one in the class, actually. It’s either Ramses II or George Orwell. Two very different people!
Ramses II because he was arguably one of the biggest Pharaohs in Egyptian history, with his legacy being plastered (or, more accurately, built by slaves) all over Egyptian temples, including Abu Simbel, which is often considered an “8th Wonder of the World”, and most certainly in the 7 wonders of Egypt.
George Orwell because he is one of the most intelligent and thought inspiring writers of the 20th Century. His fictional work has changed society in so many ways, as well as his equally spectacular non-fiction work. It would be an honour as a writer to be able to step into his shoes, even if only once.

3) What is your favourite short story?
Now this is a tough one. I really like Angela Carter’s work, especially The Bloody Chamber. It’s pretty messed up but fantastic writing. I really enjoy The Old Man and the Sea by Ernest Hemingway, too. I understand these are both novellas but I don’t often read that much short fiction (I am trying to get myself into it, however.)

4) Describe your favourite place to read/write?
My favourite place to read/write would probably be a coffee shop? It sound kind of stereotypical and student-y but I always manage to relax and get into a certain mindset to concentrate there, especially for writing. I also find it easy to read in bed, too. I sat down the other day and read pretty much half of Gone Girl in one go. I got into a zone.

5) If you could choose your own personal theme music/song to play every time you enter a room, what would you pick?
I originally said 1812 Overture by Tchaikovsky, which would be pretty awesome. But I think the Game of Thrones theme song would be amazing, too.

6) If you regenerated as a new Doctor, what would your signature outfit/accessory be?
I think a Doctor with a broken pocket watch would be cool as a kind of plot creator. Like, it would be kinda odd for someone who travels space and time to have a pocket watch that didn’t even work, and it had some kind of significant use to it that saves him at the last minute, or something.

7) Do you have a favourite underrated/unknown/under-read author?
I would most certainly say Jonathan Taylor. I had the pleasure of being taught by him in the my second year of university before he left, and his debut novel, Entertaining Strangers, is one of my favourite books. I am looking forward to his new novel coming later this year!

8) Battle to the death, which weapon do you choose: A) Phaser, B) Lightsaber, or C) Wand?
I’m pretty much stuck between the lightsaber and the wand. The phaser would be useless against the other two. The wand would be the most versatile and dangerous (If you know what to do with it…), but the lightsaber is much cooler (from the perspective of someone raised on the Star Wars films), so it’ll probably have to be B) Lightsaber.

9) Do you have a favourite word/phrase/etymology?
I’d probably say… shenanigans. As well as it being very fun to say, it also has an interesting history. It is a word that first came about very recently, as new as 1855, according to the OED. It was also first noted in America, so it was less than 100 years after the country became independent from Britain that the word first came about. It is also interesting because it doesn’t have any clear etymology, where it came from prior to that, and is pretty much unknown, even to the OED, which is pretty fascinating. It’s as if it came out of nowhere.

10) Strangest thing you’ve learned while researching a book?
Hm. I’m not too sure. I was doing research for a poem in my first year of university and I pretty much memorised one soup recipe that I used as a structure. Other than that? I did a lot of research into phobias for a project once, and that Nyctophobia is the fear of night and/or darkness.

Thank you for reading the first 10 answers! I will post up another 10 tomorrow!


States of Independence Review – De Montfort University, 14th March, 2015.

Logo owned by States Of Independence

Logo owned by States Of Independence

On Saturday, I went along to the annual States Of Independence book festival in Leicester, hosted by the Leicester Centre for Creative Writing and Five Leaves Bookstore from Nottingham.

I went to the festival last year and it was a lovely day, but this year was extra special, the official launch of the novelette I co-wrote, Going Nowhere, and I was selling it at the festival along with fellow students’ work.

The day got off to a great start, the official launch of the publications. This featured readings or summaries of each book, and a chance to sell our books for the first time, which was very exciting! Unfortunately, this meant that I have to miss out on a talk about Leicester murders, but I’m glad I had the opportunity to go up with my co-authors, Charlotte and Thom, and read extracts from the book we worked so hard towards.

Photograph by Ambrose Musiyiwa - CivicLeicester

Photograph by Ambrose Musiyiwa – CivicLeicester

The next event I went to was The Speculators – A Model for Tea Drinking and Writing. The name pretty much sold it to me. It was an interesting talk, with conversations about the Leicester based writing group and how they came to be, as well as conversations about Fantasy and Sci-fi, which were also interesting. It wasn’t what I expected, but that isn’t a bad thing! I also want to apologise to the people at WORD! for missing their talk, I’m sure it was a lot of fun, as it always is!

Next up was Rod Duncan’s Steampunk Safari, which was probably my favourite event of the day. He ran through lots of different aspects to Steampunk culture, from video gaming, to cosplay, to Steampunk literature! (Though the last one was expected, given his Phillip K. Dick award nominated Steampunk book, The Bullet Catcher’s Daughter.)
The talk was very interesting and Rod covered a lot of ground (impressive for 40 minutes…), and definitely opened my eyes a lot more to Steampunk. The event ended with a delightful extract from Rod’s book, before answering a few questions from the audience.

Photograph by Ambrose Musiyiwa - CivicLeicester

Photograph by Ambrose Musiyiwa – CivicLeicester

Torn between a talk on Doctor Who and the future of future-fic, I decided to go with the latter, and saw Alex Davis cover the tricky subject of what’s going to happen to dystopian, fantasy, and sci-fi novels in the future, and, potentially, all novels in the future. This resulted in a great discussion between the crowd and Alex, the man who runs Boo Books in Derby, and was a very thought-provoking and interesting talk, especially to those who are writers and readers of future-fic, such as myself.

Photograph by Ambrose Musiyiwa - CivicLeicester

Photograph by Ambrose Musiyiwa – CivicLeicester

Last but not least, we have the delightful East Midlands Book Awards Shortlist! A pretty much packed lecture theatre watched over glasses (okay, plastic cups) of wine as the nominees were announced, followed by a short reading from each of their books. To my surprise, one of my current course tutors, Rod Duncan, was announced in the shortlist with The Bullet Catcher’s Daughter! Even though this resulted in hearing the same passage from the book that we heard at Steampunk Safari, it was great to see that he was a contender! Another nominee which was a surprise for my friend was Kim Slater, with her book, Smart! Both are great contenders for the book, so I wish them both the best of luck!

Photograph by Ambrose Musiyiwa - CivicLeicester

Photograph by Ambrose Musiyiwa – CivicLeicester

Then it goes on to the book stalls at the festival. As usual, the festival was filled with tables full of books all around the ground floor of DMU’s Clephan building. It was a beautiful sight for readers, not so much for the bank accounts of said readers. I started out by buying other publications by fellow students. These were Let Me Explain by Graeme Tait and Adam Womersley, The Other Half of Me by Jennifer Masters, A Citizens’ Guide to Lungsod by Maw (Matt Watts), Jamp (James Parnell), and Suzwo (Suzi Woolley), and The Nemophilist by M. Haggerty-Wood and Gryphon Moffat! I will comment and cover their books on a separate post some other time.

Third Year DMU Students' publications

Third Year DMU Students’ publications

Next book I bought was After The Fall, which is an anthology of short stories about what would happen if technology failed us, and the effects it had on the world. This is an anthology by Boo Books, and it features work by Adam Roberts, Allen Ashley, Mike Chinn, Caren Gussoff, and more.

Boo Books anthology, After The Fall

Boo Books anthology, After The Fall

After that, I got Kim Slater’s book, Smart, after the shortlist was announced, and got it signed by the author. It’s the story of a teenager with learning difficulties who finds a body of a homeless man, who then decides to investigate when the police don’t care. It has been compared to The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night Time, and looks like a fantastic read.

Smart and Incognitum definitely win my choice of best cover designs!

Smart and Incognitum definitely win my choice of best cover designs!

Then it comes to the poetry books. The first purchase was Incognitum by Aubrie Marrin. What first attracted me to the book is its absolutely beautiful cover. The poetic content inside was just as fantastic, too. I am very excited to read through it.

The next few poetry books were all one large purchase. Nine Arches Press had a 3 for 2 sale, so I kinda did that. Extra poetry books (or just books in general) are a great way to get me to buy things

The first book I picked up was Earth Records by Alistair Noon. It looks at place, and, like the title suggests, has content which covers most of the world with a turn of the page. The next was Issue 14 of Under The Radar. I’ve wanted to buy previous issues of this anthology but never got around to doing so, so it was good to finally get a copy. The third book (that I was also looking at before Earth Records) is After the Goldrush by Peter Carpenter. Just flicking through it, I found some great poetry, and was definitely worth getting.

Nine Arches Press' poetry books!

Nine Arches Press’ poetry books!

Overall, States of Independence was a fantastic (yet costly) day for me. As usual, it delivered a large amount of culture and book related fun right on my doorstep, bringing the East Midlands writing community together for an entire day of talks, book launches, shortlist announcements, and more. The only problem is we have to wait until next year to do it all over again.

Photograph by Ambrose Musiyiwa - CivicLeicester

Photograph by Ambrose Musiyiwa – CivicLeicester


Going Nowhere is finished!


My publication project, Going Nowhere, is now 100% finished and printed in its first edition! I’m now a published (even if only self-published) author!

The deadline is later today for hand in, and we’re looking to sell the unreserved copies (if you wish to reserve, get in touch) at States of Independence on March 14!

The price of the book is £5 per copy!

So glad to have it finished and the finished version in my hands. It’s a fantastic thing to experience, putting in hours and hours of writing and editing to get a finished project like this.

I just want to say thanks one last time to Thom and Charlotte for working with me on this project. We’ve achieved something awesome and I hope you’re as proud as I am!